If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is equal to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
then
Hard Work
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 %
while
Knowledge
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 %
Love
L+O+V+E
12+15+22+5 = 54 %
Luck
L+U+C+K
12+21+3+11 = 47%
Then what makes 100% ?
Is it Money ?
... NO ! ! !
M+O+N+E+Y
13+15+14+5+25 = 72 %
Or is it Leadership ?
... NO ! ! !
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89 %
Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attitude. To go to the top, to that 100%, what we really need to go further... a bit more...
ATTITUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 %
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% ! ! !
Change Your Attitude . . .
And You Change Your Life ! ! !
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
I Can Read It ! Can You ?
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Male or Female ?
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TyRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TyRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win ?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds !!!
Got your answer ?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Lion = you're a bit slow on the uptake.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
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A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax ! Try again next year
Who do you guess will win ?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds !!!
Got your answer ?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Lion = you're a bit slow on the uptake.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
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A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax ! Try again next year
Grand Pa Story + Learning Process
A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under the trees, and left his basket of hats by his side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.
He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken his hats. He sat down and thought of how he could get his hats down.
While thinking he started to scratch his right arm. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat(luckily was not snatched by the monkeys), the monkeys did exactly the same too. An idea then came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the ground and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson also became a hat-seller who have heard this monkey story from his father. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under a tree and left the hats on the grass.
He woke up and suddenly realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. Then he remembered his grandfather' s story, he scratched his head and the monkeys did likewise. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys did the same. Now, very convinced of his grandfather' s method, he threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to their hats.
Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said ...... ..... ..
Guess What??
...... ..... .....
...... ......
......
"You think only you have a grandfather ?
He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken his hats. He sat down and thought of how he could get his hats down.
While thinking he started to scratch his right arm. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat(luckily was not snatched by the monkeys), the monkeys did exactly the same too. An idea then came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the ground and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson also became a hat-seller who have heard this monkey story from his father. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under a tree and left the hats on the grass.
He woke up and suddenly realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. Then he remembered his grandfather' s story, he scratched his head and the monkeys did likewise. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys did the same. Now, very convinced of his grandfather' s method, he threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to their hats.
Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said ...... ..... ..
Guess What??
...... ..... .....
...... ......
......
"You think only you have a grandfather ?
The Living Garden
PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:
1. Peace of mind
2. Peace of heart
3. Peace of soul/spirit
PLANT FIVE ROWS OF SQUASH:
1. Squash gossip
2. Squash indifference
3. Squash anger
4. Squash grumbling
5. Squash selfishness
PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:
1. Let-us be faithful
2. Let-us be kind
3. Let-us be patient
4. Let-us really love one another
NO GARDEN IS WITHOUT TURNIPS:
1. Turn-up for meetings
2. Turn-up for service
3. Turn-up to help one another
TO COMPLETE THE GARDEN WE MUST HAVE A THYME:
1. Thyme for each other
2. Thyme for family
3. Thyme for friends
Water freely with patience and cultivate with love.
There is much fruits in the living garden because we reap what we sow !
1. Peace of mind
2. Peace of heart
3. Peace of soul/spirit
PLANT FIVE ROWS OF SQUASH:
1. Squash gossip
2. Squash indifference
3. Squash anger
4. Squash grumbling
5. Squash selfishness
PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE:
1. Let-us be faithful
2. Let-us be kind
3. Let-us be patient
4. Let-us really love one another
NO GARDEN IS WITHOUT TURNIPS:
1. Turn-up for meetings
2. Turn-up for service
3. Turn-up to help one another
TO COMPLETE THE GARDEN WE MUST HAVE A THYME:
1. Thyme for each other
2. Thyme for family
3. Thyme for friends
Water freely with patience and cultivate with love.
There is much fruits in the living garden because we reap what we sow !
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